A joke

A man walks into a very high-tech bar. As he sits down on a stool he notices that the bartender is a robot. The robot clicks to attention and asks, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thinks a moment then replies, "A martini please."

The robot clicks a couple of times and mixes the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asks, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answers "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeds to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

The man is very, very impressed. He leaves the bar but decides he wants to try a different tack. He returns and takes a seat. Again the robot clicks and asks what he would have. "A martini please."

Again it is superb. The robot again asks "What is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answers, "Oh about 100". So the robot starts discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week.

The man has to try it one more time. So he leaves, returns and takes a stool. Again he gets a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This time he drawls out, "Uh...’bout 50".

The robot clicks then leans close and very slowly asks,

"A-r-e...
y-o-u...
p-e-o-p-l-e...
r-e-a-l-l-y…
g-o-i-n-g...
t-o...
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e...
R-i-c-k...P-e-r-r-y?